fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; September 15, 2014

[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: daiquiri-kisses)

getamongst-it:

quixon:

Tracklist:

  • Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address
  • Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste?
  • Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama
  • Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady
  • Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock Ya Headboard
  • Track 5: I Got the CIA Fucking With Me
  • Track 6: White House Sanctioned Murder feat: Wild Joe Biden
  • Track 7: Government Lockdown (Fuck the Repubs)
  • Track 8: Senate Massacre
  • Track 9: Executive Branch Evil
  • Track 10: Harvard Hitman
  • Outro: Re-Elect a Real Nigga When You See One
  • Bonus Track: What You Mean Declined? (The Deficit’s Trying To Kill Me)

this track list was too good I had to reblog again

thedrsenpai:

This was the shit in my day 

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People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness

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re-hydrate:

powerful

re-hydrate:

powerful

(Source: ignorantarts)

Not feelin’ to festive. In a fuck-the-world kinda mood.

Do not bring people in your life who weigh you down. And trust your instincts … good relationships feel good. They feel right. They don’t hurt. They’re not painful. That’s not just with somebody you want to marry, but it’s with the friends that you choose. It’s with the people you surround yourselves with.

Source: Michelle Obama (via kristnohhh)

Wow…THIS hit home.

(Source: flummoxedbird)

Life.

I hop on tumblr when I get heartbroken, depressed, hungry, or bored.